Dear Deutschland,
Do you mind if I call you Germany?
I think it would save us both the embarrassment of my butchering your name
Even if your people don't seem to mind my feeble attempts at pronunciation
I am rather lacking in the language department
(Irish doesn't get you very far outside our island.)
But speaking of your people,
Not only does your blood run through the veins of some of my own most loved
The inhabitants of your lands have shown nothing but
friendship, understanding, and welcome
Giving any 'Irish charm' a run for it's money.